because this is a high class blog...

As a lover of slapstick comedy, this one made me laugh out loud - LOUD.

THE VALUE OF UNDIES:

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
vehicle...

From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple
that drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the
parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he
fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of
people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts
into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything
back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.